The Best “Yo Mama Jokes” Ever

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PhillipHatchett

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We want to be clear before we start: we have nothing against your mom. Although we haven’t met her, she sounds like a strong, loving woman and a caring, great parent. These jokes are not about your mom. She is a woman who is above reproach and one of the most amazing human beings that ever lived. We’re not sure why we publish all these yo mama jokes. These yo mama jokes, if you ask us, are outdated, cheap, and too common.

Just Like your Mama

It was just too easy, sorry. That’s exactly what happens when you bring up the topic of yo mom jokes. Strangely, you feel compelled say things about a mother that no mature adult would ever speak out loudly about. Is this what a monster would do? According to a 2017 study by the Medical University of Vienna it could mean you are intelligent. You might enjoy dark, offensive and rude humor, which could be a sign that you are intelligent. Every “Yo Mama” joke — can indicate a higher than average intelligence. It’s okay to be a joke as long as you don’t try to convince a friend why his mama is so ugly. It’s important to know the difference between being funny or being a jerk.

These are 55 of our favourite Yo Mama jokes. They’re sorted by any category that you might want. You are free to share them. If you mama wants to know, please understand that we are not talking about your mama.

15 The Best yo Mama so fat Jokes

  1. Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell, I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
  2. Yo mama is so fat that if she skips a meal, her stock market value drops.
  3. Yo mama’s fat! It took me two buses, a train and two buses to reach her good side.
  4. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes camping, bears hide their food.
  5. Yo mama is so fat that if she buys fur coats, the whole species will disappear.
  6. Yo mama’s so fat she stepped on the scale and it read: “To continue.”
  7. Yo mama’s so big, I drove to her and lost my gas.
  8. Yo mama is so fat that she can strike oil when she wears high heels.
  9. Yo mama is so fat that she was overthrown in a small militia and now she’s the Republic of Yo Mama.
  10. Yo mama’s so fat that she sat around the house all day.
  11. Yo mama is so fat that her car has stretch marks.
  12. Yo mama is so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.
  13. Yo mama is so fat that her blood type Ragu is.
  14. Yo mama’s so fat that if she were a Star Wars character her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
  15. Yo Mama Jokes: Mama Mama is so fat she brought a spoon to Super Bowl.

15 The Best yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

  1. Yo mama’s so stupid she stared at orange juice for 12 hours just to be sure it said “concentrate.”
  2. Yo mama, it’s so stupid that they said it was cold outside. She grabbed a bowl.
  3. Yo mama’s so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead in order to make her mind up.
  4. Yo mama’s stupid. When they said “Order in court”, she demanded fries and a shake.
  5. Yo Mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was an offer of a refund.
  6. Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was an offer of a refund.
  7. Yo mama is so stupid she was hit by a car parked.
  8. Yo mama’s stupid. When I told her she had lost her mind, she ran looking for it.
  9. Yo mama’s stupid when thieves broke into her home and stole the TV. She chased them shouting, “Wait! You forgot the remote!”
  10. Yo mama is so stupid she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth.
  11. Yo mama’s so stupid she put a ruler on her bed to check how long she slept.
  12. Yo mama is so stupid she was locked up in the grocery shop and starved to death.
  13. Yo mama’s stupid. When I said “Drinks on my house,” she got a ladder.
  14. Yo Mama’s so stupid that she takes two hours just to watch 60 Minutes.
  15. Yo mama is so stupid that she installed airbags on her computer just in case it crashed.

10 The Best yo mama, so ugly jokes

  1. Yo mama’s so ugly she threw an explosion and it didn’t come back.
  2. Yo mama is so old that her social security number has one
  3. Yo mama’s so ugly she made a blind child cry.
  4. Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang by themselves
  5. Yo mama’s so elderly, she walked out from a museum and the alarm went off.
  6. Yo mama’s smiles are so yellow that it makes traffic slow down when she smiles at them.
  7. Yo mama’s arms are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in her head.
  8. Mama mama is so ugly that she had to trick or treat by phone when she was a little girl.
  9. Yo mama, you are so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
  10. Yo mama’s so ugly she looked out the window to be arrested for mooning.